Accidentally in Love With...a God? Read online

  “I can’t wait until we’re alone again,” I said.

  “I’ve already arranged to have Cimil watch over Tommaso after your family leaves.”

  “Where are we going?” I asked.

  “I have another villa in Greece.”

  Greece? What other secret getaways did Guy own? I’d have to shuffle through Guy’s memories later. There was a lot there, and I’d decided I didn’t really want to remember them all. I knew his heart, and that was enough.

  “Not even my brothers and sisters can bother us there,” he added. “Not that they’d have time.”

  The gods—who were not really blood relatives, by the way, because that would make Guy my great-great uncle, and that would be gross—were busy locating the other three black jade atom bombs, the Payals, and the remaining Maaskab. Personally, I had an itching to fight some more Scabs now that I was immortal. But Guy—as always—was right. We deserved a little time together, some happiness of our own before we ran off to save the world. That job would always be there, he pointed out.

  The doorbell rang, and my heart lit with joy. I turned quickly to Guy. “They’re here!” I clapped with excitement and ran through the great room toward the front door.

  As I yanked open the large stained glass door, I heard both Guy and Tommaso scream in unison, “No!”

  It was too late.

  There, standing in front of me, was an old woman with glowing red eyes, flanked by an ocean of Scabs. She was naked from her waist up and had thick, black dreadlocks draped over her chest. The smell was nauseating.

  I looked into her eyes as I raised my hands, readying to split her in two, but there was something eerily familiar about her.

  “Holy, Virgin of Guadalupe. Grandma? Is that you?”

  THE END…(not)

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  IT’S HERE! IT’S HERE!

  ACCIDENTALLY MARRIED TO…A VAMPIRE?

  Book 2 of the Accidentally Yours Series

  “If you love her, set her free. If she comes back, she’s yours. If she doesn’t…Christ! Stubborn woman! Hunt her down, and bring her the hell back; she’s still yours according to vampire law.”

  - Niccolo DiConti, General of the Vampire Queen’s Army.

  COMING IN LATE 2012!

  SUN GOD SEEKS…SURROGATE?

  Book 3 of the Accidentally Yours Series

  Twenty-four-year-old Penelope finds herself in all sorts of hot water, vaporous and otherwise, after agreeing to become a surrogate for an eccentric, wealthy, and devastatingly handsome man who isn’t exactly a man.

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  About the Author:

  Before taking up a permanent residence in the San Francisco Bay Area, Mimi spent time living near NYC (became a shopaholic), in Mexico City (developed a taste for very spicy food), and Arizona (now hates jumping chollas but pines for sherbet sunsets). Her love of pre-Hispanic culture, big cities, and romance inspires her to write when she’s not busy with kids, work, and life…or getting sucked into a juicy novel.

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  Table of Contents

  Title Page

  Chapter 1

  Chapter TWO

  Chapter THREE

  Chapter FOUR

  Chapter FIVE

  Chapter SIX

  Chapter SEVEN

  Chapter EIGHT

  Chapter NINE

  Chapter TEN

  Chapter ELEVEN

  Chapter TWELVE

  Chapter THIRTEEN

  Chapter FOURTEEN

  Chapter FIFTEEN

  Chapter SIXTEEN

  Chapter SEVENTEEN

  Chapter EIGHTEEN

  Chapter NINETEEN

  Chapter TWENTY

  Chapter TWENTY-ONE

  Chapter TWENTY-TWO

  Chapter TWENTY-THREE

  Chapter TWENTY-FOUR

  Chapter TWENTY-FIVE

  Chapter TWENTY-SIX

  Chapter TWENTY- SEVEN

  Chapter TWENTY-EIGHT

  Chapter TWENTY-NINE

  Chapter THIRTY

  Chapter THIRTY-ONE

  Chapter THIRTY-TWO

  Chapter THIRTY-THREE

  Chapter THIRTY-FOUR

  Chapter THIRTY-FIVE

  Chapter THIRTY-SIX

  Chapter THIRTY-SEVEN

  Chapter THIRTY-EIGHT

  Chapter THIRTY-NINE

  Chapter FORTY

  Chapter FORTY-ONE

  Chapter FORTY-TWO

  Book 2 of the Accidentally Yours Series

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  Table of Contents

  Title Page

  Chapter 1

  Chapter TWO

  Chapter THREE

  Chapter FOUR

  Chapter FIVE

  Chapter SIX

  Chapter SEVEN

  Chapter EIGHT

  Chapter NINE

  Chapter TEN

  Chapter ELEVEN

  Chapter TWELVE

  Chapter THIRTEEN

  Chapter FOURTEEN

  Chapter FIFTEEN

  Chapter SIXTEEN

  Chapter SEVENTEEN

  Chapter EIGHTEEN

  Chapter NINETEEN

  Chapter TWENTY

  Chapter TWENTY-ONE

  Chapter TWENTY-TWO

  Chapter TWENTY-THREE

  Chapter TWENTY-FOUR

  Chapter TWENTY-FIVE

  Chapter TWENTY-SIX

  Chapter TWENTY- SEVEN

  Chapter TWENTY-EIGHT

  Chapter TWENTY-NINE

  Chapter THIRTY

  Chapter THIRTY-ONE

  Chapter THIRTY-TWO

  Chapter THIRTY-THREE

  Chapter THIRTY-FOUR

  Chapter THIRTY-FIVE

  Chapter THIRTY-SIX

  Chapter THIRTY-SEVEN

  Chapter THIRTY-EIGHT

  Chapter THIRTY-NINE

  Chapter FORTY

  Chapter FORTY-ONE

  Chapter FORTY-TWO

  Book 2 of the Accidentally Yours Series

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